Caption Judy Photos

[Trader T]

Funny, that's very derrick of you - hmmm, hmm, hummph, I mean daring of you. Thanks, eega.

[eega beeva]

I hope P.T. will take it as just a silly joke.
: )


Debbie: A blow-up doll!? It looks so real!
Agnes: Well it better be. I payed good money for "him".
Judy (humming): The worst kind of man... is much better then... no man, no man, no man at all.

[eega beeva]

Frank: Judy, seriously, all my life I dream of being a part of the Wizard of Oz cast. Don't you think there was a fitting role for me in it?
Judy: Why, sure.. Sylvester!

[Trader T]

Judy, do you mean THIS Sylvester?

[eega beeva]

Grmmmph, no, Judy does NOT mean Greta, Bette, Loretta, song of Bernadetta nor that Sylvester, but Prof. Marvel's Sylvester. Grmphhhmrmphhh! (to speak in the vernacular of peasantry)
: )

[Trader T]

What sort of a Judy fan am I? Forgetting the name of Prof. Marvel's horse, I should be banished.



Mason: OK now, can you do any imitations?




Judy: How about an Ostrich ???

[Trader T]

Jackie: Jack Paar says you told him that you didn't know me. What's that about?
Judy: Oh, I was just being flippant.
Jackie: You can tell from the look on my face that I'm none too happy.
Judy: I'm trying real hard not to look at the look on your face.

[eega beeva]

(this is not supposed to be funny, more like a Zen poem)


I am Lana I am sexy
I am Jackie I am sharp
I am Judy I am YOU

[sing4everJudy]

AHHAHAHAHAHA, Trader and Eega, both of your captions are great!!!

Judy: *sniff* "WOAH, Gene - did you have coffee this morning for breakfast??"
Gene: "Yes .. why?"
Judy: "Nothing .. I just .. wondered."

[Trader T]

Sing, very funny!
eega, I like your Zen verse.

[Dorothy Adorable]

Mickey: Judy, let me hold the statue.
Judy: (through her teeth) Mickey, if you don't get your hands off my statue I will go Dorothy Gale on you.

[Trader T]

I would add one line.

Mickey: Judy, let me hold the statue.
Judy: (through her teeth) Mickey, if you don't get your hands off my statue I'll go all Dorothy Gale on you.

Mickey: Pish-posh, do your worst. I won't melt from a bucket of water being thrown on me.

[Sairy Dodd]

I would add one line.

Mickey: Judy, let me hold the statue.
Judy: (through her teeth) Mickey, if you don't get your hands off my statue I'll go all Dorothy Gale on you.

Mickey: Pish-posh, do your worst. I won't melt from a bucket of water being thrown on me.

Judy: But Mickey, you haven't seen my mother's impersonation of the Wicked Witch of the West, and she always thought you should play the scarecrow...she'll come over here in an instant and light you on fire if she heard me turn into Doroty Gale.

[eega beeva]

Mickey: (through his teeth) ...8,9,10,11,12,13?? Judy, how many fingers do you have!?
Judy: (through her teeth) You counted some of your own, silly.

[Dorothy Adorable]

Judy: (through her teeth) Jack, I think I you're slipping a little bit.